I grew up in the Midwest, in the suburbs of a very large metropolitan area, and while I agree that the city had a great “scene,” it was also impossible to make friends with anyone if your entire family hadn’t lived there for generations. I moved into the school district in the third grade and it was already too late…

This was so good! The Monica/Chandler stuff seemed a little...forced, but overall it was great!

Yep. I never shipped Ross and Rachel (I've always thought Monica and Chandler were the far superior couple), but seeing Jess and Rory through non-teenage eyes was...just sad.

That is my FAVORITE article about Ross ever!

But seriously, if there's one thing that watching all of Friends on Netflix has taught me, it's that Ross is the WORST.

I was 11 and hanging out at the pool with my cousin. We had been talking with this random 16-year-old guy and at one point I swam by him and he grabbed my ass. I ran out of the pool and cried in the locker room.

That's so cool!

I don’t know who Laurie Kilmartin is, but she’s not wrong. I remember exactly one person who participated in whatever the dumb name of the “anti-gay day” was (day of truth maybe?) and I’m 99% positive I saw him at Twin Cities pride last year, so...

I’ve actually heard from some people who work in Hollywood that she is one of the most surprisingly not nice people. Which sucks, because I adored her.

My favorite reaction to people who say shit like this is just utter confusion. Not shock, but like, as if a child said something totally ridiculous and you are a rational adult and you’re just like, “that’s a weird thing to say. Why would you say that?”

I liked it! But it was also basically my life (codependent friendship, feeling super stuck in my career), so part of that might just be that it really really spoke to me.

I never watched Gossip Girl, but I saw Leighton Meester in Life Partners recently and she was amazing.

Yeah, I have no idea how I ended up with a poster of him on my wall, especially since I know none of their music, but I definitely did.

Stockholm syndrome?

Yeah, but I’ve always judged the “[woman’s name] hot” searches (which are always like the second most popular search for any female celebrity). It just sounds like a caveman yelling at the computer.

I've actually discovered recently that my hair looks WAY better when I sleep with it not in a bun. I used to always have it up when I sleep because it's long and annoying as fuck (and my boyfriend gets all mad cause he gets a faceful of hair every time he tries to snuggle me). But I couldn't find a hair binder one…

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My hair would be an actual birds nest after a couple days of that.

Hair-wise, I will never ever be a Haim. Too curly - I'd have to straighten and THEN curl it :(

Oh my god, I think this is the most insane thing I've ever seen on Jezebel.

I was studying abroad in Paris and was going to Barcelona for the weekend with some people from my program. As we were taking the train to the airport, I started feeling a little...off. While we were waiting to board, I kept going to the bathroom, thinking I just had eaten something bad. We get on the plane and right…