I don't know anything about getting out of the greys, but congrats (I think? You seem mostly excited) on the boyfriend thing.

Where is PM dirt bag?! I need my fix :(

Wait, what blind item? I seem to have missed this.

This is a very thoughtful response. I think it's easy to look at a situation like this at first glance and think "yeesh, do you really want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you?" but I hadn't thought about the fact that the man could be doing the exact same thing with the proposal. I guess I just wish…

Man, how great is Dave Foley?

I just finished a FODMAPS trial, and I'm so frustrated by the results. Basically my symptoms improved enough to say that it was probably at least partially a food issue, but not enough to actually be able to pinpoint which foods because I was still having random flare-ups and when I added foods back in, I couldn't…

I've now given up on intellectualism and am currently bingeing on Dawson's Creek and Groupthink to avoid thinking about my stats final.

I thought I was the most badass person ever when I read O Pioneers! in elementary school because my mom was reading it for her dissertation. In retrospect, I probably didn't get as much out of it as I would if I were to reread it now, but I enjoyed thinking I was a smartypants back then.

I kind of love this. But what was the deal with the black guy and the cop at the end?

But maybe some of us don't want to celebrate Christmas? I'm Jewish, and my family's Israeli, so we don't do the gift-giving thing on Hanukkah either. It's always a relief to me that I'm not expected to buy gifts for every single person I know at one time. I buy people presents for their birthdays, and I enjoy getting…

Follow up - looks like I was right: http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/trailers/girls…

Oh is that what was going on? I was hoping he'd just finally realized how fucking annoying Marnie is and left for good.

Whatever, after having to cancel two different weekend dates, the guy I met on OkCupid and I finally decided to just go out on a Monday, and then we boned twice. That was over a year ago, and we're still going strong. So Monday dates have my vote.

Hey, I just wanted to say, I've been reading your GT posts, and even though what I'm going through is nowhere near what you are, I've really been empathizing with your feeling like a failure, or like you aren't cut out for this. For me, it's grad school, which is, again, way less important than being a new mom, but…

Gotcha! That makes much more sense.

Okay, now I think we're just playing "who's more pretentious about pop culture?" You may not recognize her, but she's one of the top 20 most followed people on Twitter. The average American knows who she is. I think it's a pretty big fucking stretch to say Kim Kardashian is not famous. You can be unhappy about the…

Yeah, I'm a clear example of that. I got the gardasil shot when I was 16 AND THEN, three and a half years later, I had sex in a monogamous relationship!

I know! That's why I was so confused! My brain was just like "Huuuuuh? That's not right!"

Well, at least it wasn't Leonard Cohen, which is how I first read the headline, and was seriously, seriously confused.

Am I going crazy, or does the interviewer from the Jennifer Lawrence look really familiar? Has she done anything lately that would make me aware of her existence?