The late 80s Civic Wagon that was 4wd. A baby CUV before its time, it was remarkably capable in the bad weather, still fun to drive, and had a ridiculous amount of room. I guess it would have morphed into the CRV eventually, but it was a great car that I still miss owning. 

Why the fuck would I even own a car if it isn’t for gladiatorial combat?

Most people should realize it wasn't the skyway. I mean, come on...SNOW on the ground. I know it's the great white north and all, but it does get above freezing in August.

Finally, Crazyvan heads directly for the intersection, where it's promptly hit by a trolleybus, putting it out of its misery.

At least he used the brakes. better than most in these videos.

First Annual Dickweed Festival of Stupid.

The cement truck was on it's way to Dr. Zhu's residence to pour a new driveway. The company was not able to get a replacement truck to his house that day.

If I found a date on a car forum, she'd ask me why my S80 isn't turbo, isn't manual, isn't diesel, isn't brown, isn't a wagon, doesn't have a S54 swap, and isn't JDM.

King James Version (KJV)

Whenever I see a Baja Bug with big knobby tires riding around the city, I think, here's a person who was driving a bug and thought, this thing isn't slow enough. Needs more tire.