“That religion” != “that particular cultural/regional manifestation of that religion”.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

Sorry, Trout, I couldn’t resist :P (Especially when my only contribution to the original story is: “assholes”.)

It was at my work, so yes, a professional grooming and boarding place. The cat was boarding and the owner requested a bath for her and her brother before pick up. I think bathing cats is silly, my Boo is 11 and I have never given him a bath. But at work I do what I am told.

The first time I took a shower after adopting my cat Flash, I felt him LICKING the back of my legs and nearly jumped out of my skin. I learned very quickly that if I didn’t shut the door to the bathroom, he would always join me for my showers.

Yeah my friend’s cat loves getting bathed. Probably because it is his first cat and he thought you had to wash them, and got her used to it young. Now whenever he showers she finds her way in there.

one of our cats routinely gets into the shower with my wife when she leaves the door open. cat just hops into the shower and walks around like she’s queen shit, as cats are wont to do.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

I once took a friend’s cat in during her vacation and got the biggest scare the next morning when I was in the shower and felt something rubbing my legs... Silly cat loved showers and tried to sneak in every morning.

I had a tubbo who was too fat to on bathe herself as well. She loved bathtime, though! And she loved going to the groomers to get shaved. When she came back, she would walk around like she was the hottest shit that ever was for like a week. Her soundtrack would be Return of the Mack.

Cats will tell you when they don’t want a bath:

Our bathing policy has been published. Woe to the human that tries to bathe a cat. Once the revolution comes they will be subjugated to poop scoopery.

Of course, once this passes, there will be lots of legislation and funding to assist the families who have been forced to birth a child with disabilities for which they are perhaps not capable of caring/coping/etc. Otherwise, that would just be cruel to both the families and the children.

Next, “It’s just that I have a lot of republicans in my gene pool, so...We don’t feel comfortable risking it” will be illegal too.

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.

True. The douchenozzle is for discussing douche warfare. Its more powerful cousin is the douchecannon.

I wonder how upbeat Seventeen would be if someone published a “life hack” or scam as Most people refer to this, on how to get Seventeen magazine for free each month.

Sure, that works most of the time. But I don’t think douche capacity is really a good enough standard. For example, that completely ignores the superiority of douchecanoes in stealth-douche applications.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.