Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

“ awkward boners . “

Actually, according to this list, it appears that you can bypass the “reading” part altogether, as long as you make sure to hold a real, pages-and-paper book. Here’s the most important part, though: you gotta make sure you’re experienced enough holding that shit that it looks natural. I mean, how else are white folks…

1. reverse racism is not a thing, both in a semantic sense and a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, HAVING ORGANIZATIONS FOR PEOPLE OF COLOR IS NOT RACIST, YOU IDIOTS sense
   

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

I think I’ve got the creme de la creme. When I was 12, my family took a trip to Disneyworld. The first day there we did the usual rides, food, etc. (Tower of Terror is the shit!!!!). While waiting in line for The Great Movie Ride I started getting a little groin pain. At first I thought I just really needed to pee.…

I got food poisoning from bad seafood at a beach in France before getting on a transatlantic flight. (Don’t get shrimp delivered to your cabana. Just don’t.) I don’t even remember how many hours the flight was. I threw up more times than I had previously believed was possible.

(I am writing this on behalf of my dog).

HAH I never thought of it that way, that they go in with a softer approach because they expect you to have fragile munchkin hands. UGH.

Next time someone makes a comment about my firm handshake I’m going to rip their arm out of their socket, curtsey and say “gee, thanks!”

Yeah, I'm pretty sad now. They used to have a lot more varied and interesting content, and what good stuff they have I still enjoy, it's just ....mostly girl galleries now. :/

Dear God the British cover is bad.

"Oh no, how will the public identify an author whose one novel has been relevant since its publication, such that it has never left the cultural zeitgeist ?"

Same. I was a pretty avid follower when they first got started because I could just skip past the posts about hot chicks. Now you really can't avoid them.

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She had a tiny waist, but it also might be the angle the picture was taken.

The riding gear is some swank accessorizing, but you know what goes even better with a queenly outfit? Automatic weapons.

Prince Phillip was dashing af in his youth. He is one of my "back when" hardcore crushes. And he has that rich boy devil may care 'tude that I love to hate.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Alright everybody, Circus Performer here. I have been performing in various shows/circuses/theaters for about 8 years now, and I have a few points to make. Are there people in the circus business who mistreat their animals? Absolutely. Do I think that exotic animals should be allowed to live in sanctuaries and not…