I sincerely cannot express how wholeheartedly I agree with this today. The world is a terrible fucking place. This is why I'm a hermit.

This is becoming literally the worst.

Of course the way to atone for treating women poorly is to donate to charity for a male only health condition. Ugh!

Well fuckeroo. This is how my brain works (sarcastic snort). The words "in a row" are read. It is in regard to food. Automatically bradio goes into the archives and now here I sit cheerfully singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."

Based on the Scarlett Johansson hacking case, I would bet that, assuming the guy is caught, he will face hefty jail time. This is far more wide-ranging than that instance and could lead to a large number of charges, each with dozens of counts.

I am pretty sure that jackwagons on reddit aren't ever going to get close enough to a real live woman to even have daughters, so I doubt it would be any more effective than the "your mothers/sisters" message which is aggravating anyway because can't people just have empathy without personalizing it?

100% on board with this - especially the fact that SHARING A NUDE PHOTO WITHOUT CONSENT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE. These people should be fucking prosecuted - including people who repost.

All very cogent and thoughtful arguments, but it's forgetting one key thing: there are bad people out there who will do bad things to you, so try to protect yourself the best you can.

And hey, fun fact about heirloom tomatoes: they are really susceptible to diseases and fungus and stuff because all of our run of the mill not-heirloom beefsteaks and such were bred to be more resilient to certain things, and the heirlooms have not. So, if you are unlucky like me, your fancy-pants heirloom tomato…

It will only be there until the fruit flies discover them and everyone is going around trying to swat the damned unswattable things.

I want to star this 1000 times. You've put my anger fuddled thoughts into a coherent form.

i echo the feeling about the daughters. I have a niece that you can just TELL she's... well, she's going to be active. She wears just underwear and a tanktop around the house (even when there may be boys) she's a chronic flirt... and I dont want to shame her into thinking sex is bad.. but I dont want her to do…

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Whether it was some guy taking advantage of a massive security vulnerability in iCloud or a cabal of personal assistants or Rocket Raccoon who did it, yeah, that a lot of celebrities just had their privacy violated and that these photos were apparently floating around in the darker parts of the internet for a couple…

Yes, you can olive skin and be pale. It just means you have green undertones to your skin.

Pregnancy brain is the worst. And also, those ultrasounds look like if you molded a baby-like creature out of the slime from Ghostbusters. Clearly malevolent.

Are they still more expensive than regular ultrasounds, or are they about the same?

I want to personally thank you for all the angry comments/emails I'm going to get about your joke. Because obviously I write these jokes and force you to post them.