I was about to say the exact same thing! But with this picture:

Sounds like these guys could use some support.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

im 6'1, large bodied, with a grizzly adams beard, so what im saying is....hi!!

I find the second go around gives me the opportunity to do more things that the first excited rushed experience left out

Anyone who mocks you has OBVIOUSLY never woken up after a night of sex with a big man with a beard, cuddled and then did it again.

Don't we all, my friend, don't we all...

I am quite jealous and do not understand why they're mocking you. It sounds like you're doing great.

Oooo girl, lets go back to your place and get your sex organ involved with my mouth.

This was my favorite comment:

I really can't wait for that stupid spam account to win "best story" when the Pissing Contest question is about how much money you made last week.

Aha! And presumably Platinum means she's pregnant with boy twins.

"Phillip, have you seen my roll of "Palace Confirms" stickers? I must assure the citizenry that the Dutchess is expecting again. No, Phillip, not the silver - the gold, you silly man. No one believes a silver sticker."

Palace Confirms. Could mean that the 'Palace Dry Cleaners' confirmed her clothes will be done in time for her next function??

The Queen affixed it there herself.

He's mine.

For the few anniversaries we had before we divorced, she'd address our anniversary card only to my husband. My name was nowhere on it. She did crap like that just to mess with me. So yeah ...

this, like... encapsulates what it means to be high: "Until, about a half hour later I realized that for every race, I'd been looking at the wrong screen. Rather than winning, Peach was just bashing her shit into the wall over and over. Worst fucking downer."

I generally prefer to get high by myself when everyone has gone to bed, as that is my 'me' time. But occasionally I partake with others.

it had to be done.