I skimmed that as "I came without finishing the article." and my thought was, "well, maybe you needed more sex-ed classes!"

Going on 7 months for me. And I just broke up with the guy a couple weeks ago. I have the pants sads.

Did your mom ever say anything like "if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you want to do it too?" And do you remember wondering "WTF, mom? Who does shit like that?"

You shut your mouth! One Hot Minute is the best Red Hot Chili Peppers album.

Misread the headline as "California Sriracha Factory Declared a "Pubic Nuisance".

Advanced gonorrhea infection of the cheeks. That is my medical opinion.

"She runs a bath and screams under the water, drives to the ocean and screams or just sticker her head in a sink full of water. It seems to be doing her a lot of good."

That is EXACTLY how I read it.

Believe it or not, that actually was not intended to be a rape joke. It was supposed to tie into the first paragraph about torture, which I acknowledge is kind of gross on its own. That said, I can see how it was read that way and apologize for being so insensitive. I've deleted the offending sentence and will be more…

Many of the Jezebel writers seem like fabulous people, which is probably part of the reason why I'm so frustrated. I stick around Jez for the community more than the articles, at this point. It'll be hard to find a replacement, but I'm so frustrated by the masthead's hypocrisy.

You know what? I finally bit the bullet and let my psych prescribe me medication to address my crippling BDD and eating disorder. Coming to that point in this recovery process was so difficult and took admitting a lot of vulnerability. Admitting to myself and my partner that, just because I don't "binge and purge,"…

Was hoping for a twist ending.

I got all the way to the check-out at the supermarket today when I realized I forgot my Honey Maid Graham Crackers and I left the line to go stock up. "This is wholesome" FTW!

People's bosses drive them crazy all the time, so saying that is vague and nonsensical. Also, you admitted yourself that you are single, so the only specific part (which is still a 50/50 chance of accuracy) of the horoscope was wrong. Horoscopes play off of vagarities, confirmation bias, and wishful thinking.

I thought the whole wage gap issue was only when there was a difference between two individuals with the same position. For instance, Joe and Suzie are both branch managers, but Joe earns $10k a year more than Suzie. This is clearly an injustice. But that's not the case in the White House. If the issue is that men…

Is the weather nice in the 1950s?

I love my American friends, but it amazes me how they always get all "FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS SACRED! IF WE BANNED HATE SPEECH WE'D BE LIKE NAZIS! THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN PREVENTING SOMEBODY FROM SAYING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING THEY WANT!"

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

I feel so bad for that other dog! I think the cats are actually just snuggling and licking the one dog to make the other one feel worse. SOWING DISSENSION IN THE RANKS!

Absolutely! Agree 100%