A few years ago I went to a theme party that was basically The Sound of Music in a gay crackhouse. We ended up with a few tag lines that are probably not suitable for straight audiences but damn if this post doesn't remind me of them:

- I am 16 Going Down on 17
- These are a Few of My Favorite Queens
- The Pills are…

I think a core lack of understanding on behalf of Kang is that obesity in this country is heavily (haha) tied to socioeconomic status. Being healthy in this county is expensive. Knowing how to cook a well rounded meal and how to circuit train is something of a luxury to grow up knowing.
When you have little money and…

Drunken Prince Harry would have been more fun, I think. He could also have nailed that song, then hoisted Taylor's skirts in the cloakroom. A Grace Kelly fairytale for the 21st century.

Love love love!!
It maybe nbd for all the cold hearted bastards that will shed a single tear but for the new mom who's feeling ALL THE FEELS IN THE WORLD, I'm officially a freaken disaster. Poor wee one that's drenched from mommy's tears and errant booby milk...

Genuine. I went around and around how I should respond, and keep the same subject. I don't think I did it well. Let's try again:

Watching women fake an orgasm is nothing new to me. :)

Perfect movie tie-in. 300: Sandwiches.

Dear America,

Mine is a hound. Hound dogs can't help it, unless he's panting he never has that doggy "smile" face. It's always more of an Eeyore, "woe is me" face, even when he's delighted. Oh, hounds.

Part of the other trouble, why men don't feel comfortable about coming forward? The double standard for female abusers. The girl who raped him immediately gets sympathy with "likely perpetuating something awful that had happened to her", and while that is likely true, compare that with any coverage of boys of that…

Perfection. Unlike the wording of my post, in which one can detect the evening shift from tea to wine.

I'd wear that shirt only if I wanted to look like a bloody twat.

That's not a decision that anyone sitting on the internet reading about it gets to make.

"You can’t get a sandwich with love from the deli."

Sleepless In Austin, by Dr Seuss:

I will not date her if she's black,

lolwtf, they don't have cocaine in Europe?

Here you go. Now write a tune ;)

Dear Jezebel,

Any time I read about drunk British ladies, I think they are my sisters, but a pond separates us. Too bad that pond is not made of vodka or gin or maybe Sauvignon Blanc, because then we'd all swim in it, and meet in the middle.