Aaaw, glad I could help :) I like to do things with words.

Kanye's understated

Would you do your puppy dance if you saw one?

Thank you :D

Noting your burner name and general polite tone , I'll respond:

So many thoughts, so little time.

I bet she sends some cracking Snapchats.

They're elective, so you pay out of pocket. Not sure if you're in the US or the Land Of Free Healthcare (the rest of the world), but insurance/the NHS will cover routine ultrasounds, but won't cover a 3d/4d/whateveryoucallit ultrasound.

I.... Don't see anything bad about it? Am I missing something?

Mint sauce is a very runny consistency. It looks (just looks, not tastes) like what would happen if you blended up loads of mint leaves with water.

Can you share them?

You are a sick and twisted lady.

Something weird happens in your brain when you're pregnant. I wanted a 3D ultrasound SO bad. I thought they were the most adorable thing and I couldn't wait X more weeks to see my wee one's face. Now they terrify me.

Shiloh and Vivienne threw baskets of rose petals around.

OH DAMN IT

Yeah, Cracked.com told me that a tan is actually milk radiation burning? I want to believe it's not true, but then I did get an A in physics EXCLUSIVELY because of Cracked (no joke).

Gifs are enabled again. You're doing us all a disservice by not posting the gif.

CANNOT UNSEE.

I do look sick as a dog when I'm pale. Maybe I am olive after all?