Thank you! I knew it was Erin Glory-Hole Ryan (I warned you, Erin, sorry) somewhere, but I couldn't connect the dots.

Oh my god FILL ME IN ON THIS REFERENCE.

Am I the only one who is #teamBig?

Team Big.

I thought it was a stretch that a woman who writes about sex for a living would be so shocked and horrified to discover that some men like being peed on.

Oh God, I can picture it now... The way Big sweeps in and she's there picking up the pieces of her necklace... On an unrelated note, there is something in my eye.

Oh my goodness you read my mind. I read the first sentence and thought "GIMME THAT BABY'S CHEEKS, THEN".

It's all fun and games until your two-year-old walks up to your ex-husband (her father) and says "daddy, douche".

Haha, I'm sorry. My own wee one is turning two in a few days so I'm an emotional wreck right now. AND LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS. HOW DARE THEY BE SO PINCHABLE.

Oh well this is just vomit-inducing. "YUCK! Look at this freak who had to have surgery as a small child! Eeew eeew eeew how gross!"

Fuck offfffff you are so cute I want to squeeze you.

Oh. You see, I don't follow celebrity news (I'm just here because feminazi. Had this article been "Adele spotted on a beach" or "Adele maybe likes to shop at Macy's maybe" I wouldn't have clicked), so I don't know the first thing about Garner or Berry's actions.

What is your point? That's not me being rude or snarky, it's a genuine question. My mind is extra derp today.

WHY IS THERE NO Q&A???

I just want to get all these women together, and educate them. Because the thing is, I used to be one of them. I would proudly say that "feminists hate me" because I "cook, clean, and give blowjobs on demand". Feminism is about CHOICES. I cook because I love to cook, not because I feel it's a woman's place to do so. I…

I've been asking the same thing. The answers are pretty depressing.

Oh my god. I'd assumed it was a bullshit 'PR thing' ("we can't be seen to be condoning parents leaving their children unattended!"), but that's even worse. "Hey, sorry we pay you so little that you can't afford to pay for childcare and had to resort to a situation that landed you in jail. We'll be firing you now, for…

Guys, GUYS! Do we have the real Romeo Rose in the comments? Can someone confirm if his 'website' is genuine? Because I have SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Shit, how did they get my photo?

Glad I'm not the only one.