Please do this. You will be my HERO.

Lol, YUP to all of that. MIL and husband are both now 'ex'. My dad and I have a great relationship. And TELL YOUR FRIEND! Haha

Is this a pissing contest? Can I make it a pissing contest?

One final note: to everyone who stopped by this thread simply to jerk off: welcome.

Hey eyes say "bedroom", the pose says "hospital".

Wow. So puffball. Much eighties. Very lace. Wow.

Am I an uncool? Because I don't get it....

Tummy snuggles? Foot kisses? I hate to inform you that your cat is not a cat. Cats are bastards.

I'll let Grumpy Cat eloquently describe my views on nail art in general:

Ugh, I'm sorry. Also, I have heard the word 'whore' thrown around in so many of these rejection stories and IT MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. A 'whore' is someone who sleeps around and has loose morals (at least, that's how it's meant when it's used against someone). So... You say no, and you're a whore? Bravo.

OBVIOUSLY the only kind of woman who wants an abortion is the type who sleeps with multiple men, and the only way to show this is to have pop-out babies of multiple races. "Is this skank aborting a black or a white fetus today? You choose!"

If I was a boy, I would have been called Angus. Or Fergus. Oh, and my last name would have been Lamb. Angus Lamb. Fergus Lamb. Yeeaaaah.

Quick question for all of you. The reason I ask is I suffered from an eating disorder, and although I was pretty wee, convinced myself I was enormous and repulsive. I had body dysmorphic disorder, but one of the reasons I was convinced I was huge was because my thighs rubbed together when I walked. Looking back at…

Hmmm, I hadn't thought of that side of it. But is this a victory for women who wear veils, or are they a marketing ploy? I think the answer lies in if it works or not. If these are true problems that women who wear veils face (and some of the comments seem to indicate that they do), then maybe this is a good thing.…

Angel Delight, DUH.

I edited my post slightly. I have no trouble believing it in theory, but I'm curious to hear whether it's just a marketing ploy or whether there is some truth to it. Like how a moisturiser could be sold exclusively to women who wear skirts, because "your legs are exposed to the elements all day!" but it would clearly…

Alright, couple of questions:

"We don't use birth control, the size of our family is up to God."

This is so amazing. I didn't recognise a lot of these women, and I think that's testament to the amazing wardrobe/make up work on the show. Taryn Manning, Uzo Aduba and Yael Stone, in particular.

I forgot about pease pudding!