AAAAAAAAAGGGGH way too cute. I love Weimaraners. I love how they look so dopey and docile in photos but they're actually batshit insane. This is my Weim mix:

Dems gorgeous doggies. A Weim and a... Pointer?

That's a beautiful image!

Yes that's right. I was sure it was one of the 'rules'.

...you mean in the same way you'll never hear "I'm lovin it!" in the same way again?

.....

But but but 'clunge' and 'fanny' are great words!

Teehee, butt.

STAAAAAAHP. I've only just recovered from knowing that there's a fanfic where Snape diddles the Tellytubbies.

48 out of 70! Maybe it doesn't need any improvement.... But now I have the term 'arse badger' in my arsenal and the world is a better place.

LULZ. I haven't given a start-to-finish handjob since the long-lost days of my maidenhood, but these tips that she's selling.... I've had them down since then. Men of the internetz, are you telling me I was doing the right thing all along?

...kids know 21-34 'bad' words at such a young age? I don't think I even know that many! Since it's really little children we're talking about here, I'm going to assume that 'bad' words include things like "willy" and "butt", right?

baggy enough to cover his presumably terrifying — based on shoe size — clown penis

I was wondering this, too. I delivered my 9lb 9oz, 21 inch baby vaginally and drug-free (YES THANKS IT HURT YES MY VAGINE IS TICKETY-BOO THANKS), so there is a little dickish part of me that goes "pah, big baby by C-section? No biggie" when I read these sorts of stories. But thinking about it logically: a baby is…

I've seen pictures of the family, and he is very large. I am assuming that is all he's referring to... ...while putting my fingers in my ears and screaming "LA LA LA LA LA" internally.

Am I the first to predict the tabloids' reaction to these photos?

So, we're feminists, and we're not supposed to woman-shame, and blah blah blah, but at what point does criticising her choices become acceptable? Because girlfriend is a 29 year old divorcee in her second marriage. Probably time to stop calm the fuck down and stop dressing like a Hot Topic employee.

Thanks for that. Goes really well with 'Pusseh-Destroya', which is the first name I've got picked out.

Slagathor?

Breathing.... Sack.... Of poop....