Michael Moore! :o

In other news, the US army has offered to reopen the base and begin clean up operations,

False. In Texas, to attain a driver’s license, you must first graduate out of diapers, successfully smoke a brisket and take down a feral hog. Then you may get behind the wheel. Usually you can get those milestones done by 4 years of age. It took me until 5. I messed up my brisket.

Will they re-injure Newgarden for the second half of the race?

Nonsense, Guns are banned in all sorts of places. UCLA for one example.

Every single man knows that initiating the conversation is half the battle when trying to flirt with a woman. Having a monster truck during a flood to rescue people with just made it a whole lot easier for him.

You mean Scotty came back and became a terrorist?

Yeah, talk about a swing of emotions.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

“The Russians got absolutely roflstomped by the Chechen’s in Grozny because they sent MBTs in without infantry support.”

Jesus, the viral marketing for Digimon has taken a dark turn.

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

Well yeah I’ve been watching this gif for 5 mins and they haven’t made any progress. They just keep going back and forth, back and forth.

...and the U.S. can no longer be in denial of the huge strategic impact that a Chinese military exclusion zone could mean for the region and the world