I think the iphone was probably more like this:

I feel that it probably would have been better if it had starred Robert Downey Jr as originally planned. Daniel Craig was a bit of a stick in the mud and that film should have been played off as campy comedy instead of being serious.

May the Force be with her.

they aren’t the TSA, but they will have to pay for the TSA’s actions. So innocent of a sort.

My dad told me a story from his high school days, A local hospital was conducting a mass casualty drill and they needed volunteers to be distraught family members. So he and a few friends drove his karmann ghia into the ER (note: i do mean that he drove into the er waiting room) and then scattered. Running around the…

As you can see it has a danish flag on it. It isn’t a bandage, its his Danish Kamikaze bandana or Hachimaki.

no, an actual bridge. this is a graphic they actually used.

or claimed that there was a bridge connecting Gaza and the west bank.

Bearist.

Some say he never responds to orders.

I had an idea for a charity after hearing about the celeb cameos as stormtroopers.

Great, now the TSA has made John McClane irritated.

I always thought that the monsters were more of an anarcho-syndicalist commune. where they would take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting

Sorry, my knowledge of scooters is somewhat limited. The motorcycle cops down here ride actual motorcycles.

After some thought on breaking the penis bone, I am left with a new question.

So once upon a time, it was actually possible to break a penis?

I see your smart car and raise you the nypd Vespa

there was a military version. I had that one.

I had that, I still have hundreds of the micro machine military toys. Collected those from the early nineties to when they stopped making them. Going to give them to my kids some day.