this is so wrong. i don’t want anyone “softly caressing” my butthole. full stop. any guy who would try it without talking to me first is welcome to a kick in the face and an invitation to go fuck himself, because he won’t ever be fucking me again.

My daughter told me once that one of her partners “accidentally” went in her butt. I’m like ... no, that’s not an accident. It’s never an accident.

I found a youtube video not too long ago that had a voice message he had left someone. It’s creepy how normal his real voice is.

Yeah, if that’s the new standard, not only am I not a genuine millennial, I may actually be a throwback from the Edwardian age. My inner germaphobe is just not down with that, but you kids go on having your fun.

You make an excellent point. It’s not at all diversionary. Regardless of gender or sexuality, if someone wants to touch your backside or shove something up it, they need to ask first.

My ex-husband used to pull this. I was always like, no, if you want that, you are going to ask nicely like a decent human and use lots of lube. He never asked. He never got it. So, so many reasons this man is my ex.

Gay guys need to be copied into this memo - the number of times someone will go for your arse during something else is freaking frustrating. I mean, I get it, we’re gay so butt stuff, but please ask first?! Signing on for a blow job isn’t the same as saying “please stick your fingers up my arse!”

don’t blame yourself for not leaving right away. gross guys take advantage of the fact that most people are decent and want to give them the benefit of the doubt and that’s why the guys do things like this and then claim it’s an accident. the blame all belongs with him for taking advantage of your wish to see him as a…

Consigned. It took me a couple years to realize that the guy who was doing me from behind and “accidentally” kept sticking it in my butt (I kept taking it out) was actually doing it on purpose. I felt super violated even tho it was a while ago. Wish I got up and left that instant.

unless there is discussion and agreement beforehand, guys absolutely should not go there. don’t touch anyone anywhere unless they tell you it’s ok first. surprise butt stuff is actually sexual assault.

Because we’re too busy watching X-Files?

The point is that the original article did not ask for men’s opinions on the subject.

All about that perineum, boss.

Jokes on you, ladies. While you’re worrying about your butthole us manly men are focusing on the really important part; your sexy, sexy duodena.

I think cutting your own reeds is sexy as fuck... You go, Rooo.

Fun fact: the Gilbert Gottfried voice is a put-on. I interviewed him once and had to assure the agent it would be for print and not recorded. Sounds just like a normal dude. I had no idea.

Now you know how *I* feel when everyone is like, “oh let’s play the world’s tiniest violin for the republican cry-babies” and I’m all NO! NO THEY DO NOT DESERVE MY VIOLIN PLAYING EVEN ON THE TINIEST OF INSTRUMENTS!

Hey.

I used to work at the New York Observer and listening to him at staff meetings (on the rare occasions when he would put in an appearance) was the worst. well, a lot of things about that job were the worst, and that was one of them.

“Listen to the first several notes, flat and nasal like the Oboe/duck in Peter and the Wolf”