Nervous ticks! We all have them!

LSU is a really good school, it’s just a party school.

I’m a technical writer and the use of nouns as verbs (and the other way around) makes me hurl.

You mean Mother?

It’s just a pile of buzzwords on the edge of a grammatical cliff.

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

I bet they buy books, though. And I bet people who know them buy books as presents for them.

Yo, what is up with this? Every basic white girl I went to high school with is now peddling some sort of eyelash serum or hair thickening product or stella and dot bullshit. (Coupled with the aforementioned “empowered girlboss” links)

I am an actual non-architecht, and it makes ME vomit too! There are so many better, not so American Psycho words she could use. But that is what she and Jared remind me of - those do nothing, self important, shameless men in American Psycho.

I think she doesn’t mean “recruiters” so much as “pricey personal head hunters” that job hunt for you.

My guess would be women who get sucked into MLMs selling weight loss snake oil or tacky leggings, who genuinely think they’re “running a small business” and are entrepreneurs. I know one from high school who is constantly reading and posting about shit like this. Faux “inspirational” reading that she calls personal…

White women who went to southern party schools and have a “Love reading!!” Pinterest board.

It’s precisely the people who voted for him. They view themselves as temporary displaced millionaires and seek the advice of those who have “made it.”

hire three recruiters

Hire three recruiters is what got me. That’s gotta be the most “let them eat cake” thing that an actual person has ever actually said.

You must not have hired the three recruiters.

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

The unemployment one nearly knocked me over. “Oh yeah that 2 months, I decided to sit and ponder my direction” instead of saying “I was looking for a job” - I can tell you which one I’d hire.

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

She advises women to be authentic in the workplace while refraining from oversharing, to negotiate salaries, and to use periods of unemployment to reflect on their goals. (She also recommends that you hire three recruiters to secure a new position.)