It’s the same no matter the age. Technically adults shouldn’t wear puffy coats with seatbelts.

(Except they will also maybe have some t-shirts and socks and undies and slippers and maybe some balls and definitely some cooking utensils.)

If I was just hanging out with a friend, didn’t have plans, and every employee disappeared from the CVS I was in, I’d want to see the end of that story through.

Right. I’d probably wait too if all the people in a store disappeared, because I’d worry something was wrong. And in this case, not realise that the thing that was wrong was apparently me.

If you have ever had to wait for a prescription you dropped off when you have a cold, you know exactly how. Since you aren’t going anywhere until you get your drugs, you end up doing laps and I swear they intentionally go slow because they know you are waiting.

I think it meant they were looking for/waiting for the employees who had seemingly vanished....I think.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

Hey, I can somehow lose my slow-moving 68yo mother in the smallest of CVS stores.

Right? I’m like, “Really? SMALL CHILD DID NOT DIE! This is the GOOD news for the day?”

Paging Sarah Conner to 1987

Fist bump for rear facing four year olds. Really no reason not to.

Stories of kids in peril push my buttons. As another commenter posted, maybe this was a one-time mistake and the odds went agin ‘em. I’m a gramps of 3 little ones. I get riled up and make no bones about it.

My husband will kill me for admitting this even to strangers on the Internet, but one time he had our oldest out for shopping when she was six months old. He undid her buckles to fix a clothing thing and I guess he just blanked on re-buckling. There were all these blankets on her for winter and she was in a bucket…

Well, more like eight lives now.

It seems like it would be more of a 2016 if the baby was ejected from the car, was found in the storm drain, and before anyone could get to it, half of the country insisted that everything was going to be Great, while the other half of the country was pretty sure it wasn’t, but everyone called them Whiners.

Dr Jill Stein is trying to resuscitate her now using homeopathy.

Great that the baby is ok.

I assumed it was a freak accident where somehow the entire car seat flew out the window (if Trump can be president, why shouldn’t this be possible?). Somehow, not defying reason is even more amazing.

and that baby’s name was America.

This story of the baby not buckled who suvives the car crash is the most 2016 thing of 2016.