“Sorry to burst your bubble, but America isn’t going to change whether Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump becomes President”

“Lesser of two evils”

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.

If by some strange horrible longshot Trump wins, I will cease to speak to anyone who insisted on voting for Stein or Johnson because “I shouldn’t have to vote for the lesser of two evils” or “Clinton is a liar and murderer” or “they are both terrible” or “I don’t have to follow the crowd” or “If everybody would vote…

Probably she marry him because of his money and probably he marry her because of her looks but that does not mean she needs to endure his abusiveness.

No, seriously, why does he get to cut the line? Is there any precedent for this? It seems illegal and is definitely unfair.

I feel bad for her in the same way I feel bad for every woman who is probably going to get abused by their husband tonight.

......today I stole a parking spot from a huge pickup truck that had a Trump Pence flag waving in its bed. He parked next to me and was like “Excuse me ma’am I was here first!” To which I replied “Well get used to not being first!” and he laughed. I’m sorry, I am past the point of going high.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.

One of my friends is infamous in the neighborhood for throwing a bag of not-tied dog shit into a guy’s car after he rolled up next to her on the sidewalk, and catcalled her while masturbating.

Nope. Not ok.

I immediately suspected Frank Underwood.

Obviously if the train is coming you won’t have time, but if you are ever pushed or fall in while conscious, run as fast as you can to the far end of the platform. Gives the conductor more time to slow down and there’s a ladder you can actually climb up.

Especially in Times Square. It’s got a barely concealed level of 24/7 crazy. Don’t tell the tourists ...

Maybe not a shitty person but one who has awfully detailed first thoughts.

Jesus, this, next to terrorism, is my biggest fear in NYC. I always stand far back from the yellow line when the train is coming in and try to stand near a pillar (because I think that I could grab onto it. I probably couldn’t. But. You know).

Fuck these bastards.

I really really hope he gets his twitter back soon!!!