Pretty sure Achilles’ heel was a pre-existing condition.

You just kinda want to shout EVERYONE STOP BEING FUCKING ASSHOLES!

My Rep’s statement regarding the vote reflected exactly that sentiment.

Will take proper usage of lose/loose over an obvious typo.

I think part of it is that we never thought a repeal would pass back then, but that the same would continue to apply now. People thought the last try would be a no-go, and it was. But this try went through. It’s a step closer to the terrible reality it would bring about, and people can’t afford to assume it won’t…

Oh, I like this idea.

Ha!

Yes, do it.

Oh, yes. Yes, I do.

Yeah, definitely stay in the UK.

UT2, actually. It’s at 7pm on a Friday.

I have been and will continue to do, but my senators are Mike Lee and Orrin Hatch. So it’s like hahahahahahaha why. But I call anyway.

I know I technically have one, and I have been directing many words in his direction. I did want to attend his town hall on May 12th, but it’s being held 2.5 hours away, in the less populated, more conservative area of the district.

The House of Representatives—including a congressman who supposedly represents me—celebrated after passing a bill that condemns to death thousands ore more people with treatable illnesses.

Not a spoiler. At all.

I’m a proposal editor and I see that shit all the fucking time.

It isn’t my fault the TV mutes itself whenever he appears on the screen.

Would love to see a Hillary sketch similar to the one where Obama had an anger translator.

P.S. If one is curious about looking these things up, should one take steps to avoid being tracked by internet browsing history?

I seriously wonder how the genetics of it works. My sister’s two kids had ridiculous amounts of hair since they were born and it never even fell out, so they’ve always had beautifully full heads of hair. My kid? Practically bald past two years old, yet he looks like my side of the family otherwise.