Inkmonkey
Inkmonkey
Inkmonkey

This literally only bothers me because Hawlucha is a thing.

I saw a really busty woman, and one of these ladies is showing a lot of leg.

That’s actually a good point. He’s usually reacting to videos, and that’s usually the fun of them. Now what is he going to be doing. Reacting to real life? Regular people? Everyday phenomena?

Sense the XYZ trio is based on norse mythology i’m guessing the dog form is supposed to be Fenrir. Not sure who the giant form is though.

No, Pokemon Z, as in we already have Pokemon X and Y.

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The word “Mansplain” makes me think of the Rick and Morty world where all proper nouns begin with schmla for some reason:

And you had some very proud moments, Matt.

I am utterly delighted when I get them. I grew up in Boston and still live here, so they are rare finds, but when I do, I know I just scored. So much delighted chortling follows.

No, never. I can practically guarantee it. Why these assholes think it’s okay is beyond me.

YES! I’ve gotten the fake money before! If the bill were small enough, a Chick tract is almost worth it for the amazing hilarity.

Ah, true. Otoh, that’s basically half of a real $10 — if sandwiched in between several bills, that could easily be mistaken for the real thing.

That is full-on counterfeiting! How are these people not getting arrested by the Secret Service*?

I had not heard about those fake $50s that are religious pamphlets. That makes me genuinely angry — that’s being deliberately misleading! (Not to mention probably skirts on the edge of counterfeiting, if the bills are realistic enough).

Anybody who gives me a Chick tract is automatically dead to me. A non-offensive religious pamphlet is okay if a bit obnoxious, but if you don’t have the sense to see that Jack Chick is one of the vilest, most hateful people in the world (and thus one of the least Christlike) then I don’t want to know you.

You should be able to kill anyone who gives you one of those as long as you do it by stuffing it down their insufferable throat.

i got pulled out of line at the license branch by one of those..it looked like a $20, and was sitting in plain view. This was when the process was extremely slow. I hopped out, grabbed it, and lost my place. I was mad as hell.

It’s a mod created by the Disney Infinity team and made available for download.

this shit should be illegal. like if she had died i would want them tried for neglagent homicide

Yes.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.