this is the plot of yugioh. shkreli is kaiba. confirmed.

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What…

I’ll admit, I really enjoyed the game quite a bit. I still don’t get the hardcore fans out there, though. It’s a really good story wrapped around fairly alright game mechanics, which is fine, but it’s certainly not Christ in game form.

I’m never gonna not be mad about Paper Mario. The original game is obe of my all time favorites and TTYD is one of those rare sequels that does almost everything better than the original.

Haha. Probably because people found out that the “remaster” was actually a massive downgrade from the original versions. Images from NeoGAF:

Left to right: “Remaster”, Xbox 360, Max Settings on PC

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Apartments have noise restrictions, sounds like he didn’t read his lease.

This kinda reminds me of the Star Wars cut with R2D2 subtitles. He knows everything and tells you right off the bat that Vader is Lukes dad.

hashbrown savage, hashbrown dab

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

We hear a lot about “personal responsibility” when it comes to rape victims as well. Somehow, rapists never have a responsibility not to rape, but rape victims are always entirely responsible for avoiding getting themselves raped. And drunk rapists aren’t responsible for their actions because of the alcohol, but drunk…

This is the number one reason I stopped watching/reading fan theories entirely. 98% of them are far-fetched and irrational lately :(

Seriously, I'm sitting outside watching this on mobile and saw 2 hanging lights and Batman in an explosion. Other than that, black screen for 2 minutes

Does she think rapists spend all their non-rape time kicking puppies and twirling their mustaches while cackling?! I suppose it’s more comforting to believe that evil is always legible.

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

It’s clickbait to get you to read it and comment.

if you don’t buy the card...he also calls you that...

Worst Salesman 2016 award goes to... Headless man trying to sell credit cards during the nuclear apocalypse.

It’s a good way to get shot is what that is. I killed him.