“You know what the values tell you? Why are you 15-years-old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”

aw shit yall we got a trekkie ready to start some shit in here

*Speculation informed by some spoilers to follow*

but I do really enjoy not ever feeling judged for drinking/clubbing/travelling while my kid is being babysat.

And then proceeds to fix a botched rescue, take charge of the “boys” and makes it known, in no uncertain terms, she’s in charge and they’re following her plan.

Ok so. I’m a huge star wars nerd. And i’m dressing up opening day, missing work, and waiting in line. the whole shebang.

Jesus. I’m 34 and grew up with Star Wars. I went to see the updated films in theaters in the 90’s. I cut school to see the first showing of Phantom Menace having bought the tickets 3 weeks in advance. I have the original VHS box set that I am NEVER getting rid of since it’s the BEST version. And I wasn’t the only girl…

Definitely patronizing, and sorta infuriating to be honest. Another question: why do grown adults think they have to refer to mothers (and not even their own mothers!) as “mommies”? I can’t help but think this trivializes the dead serious business of parenting.

A fellow parent gave you the stink-eye for calling your kid a jerk? There is not a parent alive who hasn’t called their kid that or worse. I love my little boy dearly, but there are times when he’s a real asshole; I have no issue saying this.

As a non-American, this was a very interesting read to me. I have a 1 1/2 year old, and I can honestly not relate to any of this. Part of me is kind of scared that this is because I only hang out with alcoholics - but on a more serious note I think there are some significantly different cultural approaches to the…

i love this. i really see the “give mom a drink” mentality as another way to patronize mothers. as a mother of 3 (one of whom is mentally disabled), working outside the home, and also running a farm at home i do find myself saying “i need a drink” but not really meaning it in a way that would mean, “i have to have a…

I just felt like we needed a full shot of Rebel looking fucking BOSS in this dress. ALSO HER BAG IS A CANDY. She looks like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century went to a fancy party and I love it.

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.

The possibilities...I wonder if I could cultivate some of this yeast to brew an IPA.

BUT A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE TRIED TO CORRECT HIM, YOANA. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL!? THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE BEING DRAWN AND QUARTERED!

I like to imagine he talks about everything that way, “The savage monsters tore at it, savagely ripping away its protection, throwing the abused thing into the oven like Nazi butchers. When the microwave lasagna was ready they fell upon it, rabid baboons baring their teeth at each other to be first to ravage the…

“O ye fucking fang-toothed predators” lololol, it’s like the ultimate emo teen LiveJournal entry

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

I need more. Was it from her directly? what did she say? was she trying to convince you to believe in her and build an altar?? I NEED THE TAILS

The place I usually go (here in Michigan) has plenty of high hills to climb, but no scary cliffs. Maybe you could find a hiking place you like that doesn't trigger your fear of heights? Like I said, I love hiking and will always tout it as the best type of exercise.