I tried it. It is unspeakably smooth and delicious. It tastes like pillowy, coffee heaven. Flat White, get in my mouth. Flat White, you are everything. I already drank three this week. I am expecting my Basic Bitch card in the mail any day now...

The truly incredible part about this is the sufficiently bored facial expression she maintains the ENTIRE TIME. If I could master this perfectly expressed mixture of boredom with a dash of bemusement...

Right?? I have lived in Michigan my entire life and my first thought when I clicked on this article was "WTF is Michigan Womyn's Music Festival?"

I've been obsessed with Hilary Duff since Lizzie McGuire and I have no plans to stop! This song/video are my new summer jam. Lizzie 4 LYFE.

The aorta is not an organ. It's a really large artery where blood leaves your heart to travel to the rest of the body. Also, it's not a pump- that would be the heart itself. Sorry but when I read that sentence I cringed.

• Kanye West is doing community service at a fashion school as punishment for assaulting a paparazzo. But, like, if you think about it, Kanye's entire mortal existence consists of him doing community service at a fashion school. That fashion school...... is called Earth. [TMZ]

THIRD EYE BLIND. YES.

I am a TA for Introduction to Chemistry at my university, and THIS IS SPOT ON. One of my students asked me if her Aquafina was organic...

This is ridiculous. I am a student nurse in Detroit, and patients are nearly always in some state of undress. If this is that distracting to you, nursing is not for you. I mean, how are you going to insert a Foley catheter into a patient's genital area while maintaining perfect technique while a million things are…