Actually it all started with every studio, INCLUDING Fox (the first time) rejecting Star Wars.

The possibilities...I wonder if I could cultivate some of this yeast to brew an IPA.

BUT A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE TRIED TO CORRECT HIM, YOANA. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL!? THIS IS TOTALLY LIKE BEING DRAWN AND QUARTERED!

I like to imagine he talks about everything that way, “The savage monsters tore at it, savagely ripping away its protection, throwing the abused thing into the oven like Nazi butchers. When the microwave lasagna was ready they fell upon it, rabid baboons baring their teeth at each other to be first to ravage the…

“O ye fucking fang-toothed predators” lololol, it’s like the ultimate emo teen LiveJournal entry

If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…

Yeah, lifetime guarantee my ass.

I need more. Was it from her directly? what did she say? was she trying to convince you to believe in her and build an altar?? I NEED THE TAILS

OMFG I FUCKING NEED THAT RIGHT NOW. i am such a god damn sucker for kate spade. the woes of working at Nordstrom at 20. You acquire an affinity for expensive shit lol

Kate Spade. I had never heard of her or her bags when I moved to the US. Wasn’t really into brands etc. I started working in a very high end luxury business that only the very wealthy could afford about 15 years ago. Turns out that one of my clients couldn’t believe that I had never heard of Kate Spade.

Evvvverybody does this. Also, many/most “discount fashion” (Gilt, Bluefly, etc) and even regular retailers having sales (Amazon, 6pm) will often show an “original MSRP” that’s WAY inflated, so the discounted price will seem like even more of a deal. No, dicks, those shoes were not initially priced at $180, because I…

Um, if y’all lawyers wanna bring down a handbag company rhyming with Roach Feather Woods that does the same exact thing, I’m sure a number of disgruntled employees would be happy to come forward (for a not-so-discounted price.) Yoohoo! Hi there!

The place I usually go (here in Michigan) has plenty of high hills to climb, but no scary cliffs. Maybe you could find a hiking place you like that doesn't trigger your fear of heights? Like I said, I love hiking and will always tout it as the best type of exercise.

Testing positive for a BRCA1 mutation is a pretty big fucking health issue.

Did she do something to you because you seem a bit mad. Also how dare you say she was faking it or there was nothing wrong with her. Her Mother, Grandmother and her Aunt all died from cancer and that down to BRCA1 gene which Angelina also inherited. When you see that many family members die and you have such a high…

Jesus Christ! Even Angelina’s menopause has to be amazing.

oh jeebus the unwanted shoulder rub...who amongst us hath not received one of those (shiver shiver hurk)?

Yep, it’s enough to put me in the #TeamBourdain camp.

To play Devil’s advocate here, I didn’t know it was Manson’s birthday till this article and I’m a fan of true crime and serial killers. That doesn’t mean I go around and memorize their birthdays. I don’t even know the birthdays of my favorite actors and actresses.

Reading the article, the guy is an asshole. He was willing to compromise for her only needing to have straight hair for 4 hours at each competition. That is a whole night of work for her and would ruin her hair. That isn’t a compromise, ass.