Scoreboard.

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

That's idiotic, so because a team sucks they can be called the Florida wetbacks , or Tennessee crackers?

Virgina?

I'm no criminal statistics expert, but I'm pretty sure hundreds of people aren't murdered in Oakland daily.

Things went south when there was something wrong with Tartabull's swing.

Unfortunately for Rosell, the awkwardness of the situation was compounded once he realized he had just walked in on Sergio Busquets.

"Noob."

BITCH YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME

Did you just say soccer is an unwatchable "sport," on par with NASCAR?

Little Timmy sat on his hands through the first twenty-three minutes of game action, trying to control his juvenile rage.

His father, a former transit cop, sat uneasily beside Timmy, recognizing the look on his son's face - a look he'd seen many times before shortly before being spit on by some wino on the subway.

That…

This is hilarious. As far as I know, we've been doing this at RFK (for DC United and other games) for YEARS. I can't imagine them trying to discipline an entire stadium.

Change it to "Fuck You Garber."

There’s nothing Goldens love more than A) people and B) picking random shit up off the ground and bringing it to someone. Pretty safe to say Chase had a good fucking life.

Sad to hear this - the Trenton Thunder batdogs were always fun to see... was there with our dog Maggie for his retirement party (dog day at the park).

Police are now investigating Hernandez for his connections to the 1997 murder of Biggie Smalls.

So the Republicans were right after all: allowing boys to swallow wieners will harm the nation's youth.

But here's a twist: an affidavit for the search warrant cited cocaine.

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