the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

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Man, on the heels of B.o.B.’s bullshit earlier this week, it’s like everybody has to disagree with Newton.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Even though Dez got a great jump he wasn’t ahead furlong.

I knew Dez could Whip but he still needs to work on the Neigh-Neigh.

I thought this was going to be a story about Lindsey having to listen to Tiger go on and on about his short game.

This isn’t the local YMCA. This is a pro locker room, regularly filled with dozens of reporters and their cameras. Tom Brady is well aware of that.

Because no one gives a shit about Kraft, and even if they did, he’s not the one displaying the stupid hat in his locker where everyone can see it.

Sherman, maybe?

Eli only supports candidates that dodged the draft like he did.

Cam would roll over in his truck if he heard this.

“Non-murdering Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski”

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

I nominate:

Phenomenal piece, thank you for this.

hey clark2jd, fellow Redskins (oops! Its always has been and will forever be racist and will always offend so you can just fuck off) fan here. I very much was born, raised, and for some dumb reason in my late 20's still continue to live in the DC area, and here's the fucking thing: all the other options to cover the…