"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Yuengling shouldn't be on this list. That beer is fantastic.

This will inspire Nats fans to read Fahrenheit 451 in the stands.

Simmons should have went for the deathblow and said that Rivers wasn't a real doctor.

As assistant coaches?

Better than Italy-Japan?

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

Before the New England Patriots tight end got himself mixed up in a murder investigation, before he got hit with a civil suit for allegedly shooting a man after a night at a strip club, Hernandez played at Florida.

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of wrong of Deadspin? It's not even the famous guy himself, it's his son... Getting dirt to make fun of the kid is cruel and unnecessary.

He seems the ideal candidate: a great spin move, and shots that came up empty.

Hernandez: "Jeez, who sent this anyway? Wow, the honeydew looks really good." [takes bite] "Ugghgh. That's awful." [turns to others] "Hey everyone! Don't eat this. This melon is shot." [is arrested]

Agreed, and I love the "Septic Bladder" move you made before. Just noticed it now . . . .

But at the risk of either (a) defending the indefensible or (b) seeming paralyzed by facts, I wonder what we're to do. It's easy (and surely right) to call for less exploitation and corruption. It's also easy (and surely right)…

This reminds me so much of the cascade of bullshit that the American major sports leagues let roll about public financing for stadiums at high expense and low benefit to the public. The thing with Brazil uniquely, though, is that it gets the Olympics coming up. I'd imagine that, in contrast to South Africa, where…

Florida, check. Separate bills, check. 11.37+0.64=12.00. Yup, this all checks out.

Are you talking about Perkins or the dog?

In general, I think this is a good point. But isn't it kind of ignoring context? I mean, this was Game 6 of a finals series that was already one of the most entertaining in recent memory. And the Heat fans had JUST WITNESSED their team mount a crazy, improbable comeback in the fourth quarter. I just don't understand…

Two things came immediately to mind reading this eulogy:

1) Ken Jennings' TED talk about the "obsolete know-it-all." His thesis is basically that because we have so much information at our finger tips now, knowing something has unfortunately and mistakenly become obsolete.

I'd imagine both Howie and Roger share much in…

Lay off the guy. He is only Human After All.

That's amazing. If you watch the video in slow-motion, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment when 200 million Americans wondered when football season starts.

Apparently it is not only his soul that is plastic.