I love that Gabe CC'd his friends on the e-mail. They just HAD to see that sick burn he dropped on Deadspin.

Yeah seriously, Drew. Tighten your fucking haters up already!

What exactly makes this joke more offensive than the story it's parodying? That there is more than one slur in it? That one of those slurs is offensive to more people than "Redskin"?

The Spanish IRS grew suspicious when they saw that Messi had listed ten others as dependents.

Luntz: Thank you all for coming. We're going to start with a simple word association exercise. I will show an image on the screen, and you will tell me what it reminds you of. Let's begin.

The column is great, as usual, but I have to ask - why the live feed of Kirstie Alley's vagina?

He also averaged one steal.

Plus it means you're leaving Orlando!

Won't help them win, unfortunately.

his wife against a kitchen wall and choked her with both hands after she asked that he stop smoking marijuana in front of their children, according to prosecutors.

I'm more impressed by the Air Force's acceptance of transgendered persons as far back as 1970.

2008? The article said the incedent was in 2012. And this is the Naval academy, not Notre Dame. We've got a much better chance of getting a real resolution.

I was revolted by the content, but the storytelling was like a Hemingway novel. I don't believe in censorship either, it was brave to repost this as terrible as the content is. In the grand scheme of things this is less heinous than coverage of a man getting beheaded in the street or the systematic and continual rape…

Do you honestly believe that the intent of posting this article today was the same as the intent of the original publishing?

Maybe they're doing a story on people who are famous for not being able to do any of the things everyone said they could.

If you're criticizing this article, you're wrong. The article says that the shot shouldn't have even happened because Indiana should have been able to prevent (or at least contest) it. The article does not say that the shot was meaningless or not a game-winner, it simply places the blame on Indiana for allowing it…

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Francesa is still under the impression that the national sports consciousness hasn't changed since 1925 where baseball, horse-racing, and boxing were the bees knees.