Beckham and Gregory sitting in a tree...

Sorry but Juninho Pernambucano is far and away the best dead ball player of all time and was in his prime the same time as Beckham, kind of odd to leave him out of that section.

It's a dumb question, sure — a kind of pandering to those "religious folks" in "flyover country" Wolf rarely gets to see.

But it's not creepy.

What's creepy is the strange thumb-caressing of the baby's leg. Creepy.

Sorry, but Beckham didn't "ordain" shit. Beckham wasn't an attempt to "bring soccer to America" or save MLS or anything like that. Soccer was already here in 2007, and MLS had already saved itself. Beckham was: A) a smart investment, and B) a shiny bauble offered to MLS fans who had stuck with the league during the…

Congratulations to Florida for being, for once, fiscally responsible and not giving in to Goodell's attempt to shame you into wasting money.

Here's What You Would Look Like If A Bruin Was Eating Your Face

I'm not buying that restricted spending creates super-teams. First of all, see: NFL.