Hey, if the fetus won't retreat . . .

Barack ebola is a well known Jezebel commentator and is parodying dumb guys

If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.

No, you're quite right. In fact, when ether was introduced to ease childbirth (Queen Victoria used it) many theologians objected because women are supposed to suffer and pain relief goes against god's plan.

"isn't childbirth just physical punishment for a woman experiencing sexual pleasure?"

I thought this headline meant that the original video was actually Funny or Die and I was v. confused. Also, I'm a little stupid.

People DO often tip their delivery drivers. Not always, but often.

Again, you are wrong. Restaurant culture DOES have a concrete set of standards by which people should tip. I listed them in my first comment - you know, my "tipping opinions" as they relate to SERVERS in restaurants whose pay is adjusted to account for tips, not McDonald's counter workers who receive a higher (still…

Yes it's legally allowed - but it makes you an asshole.

No point in continuing this discussion; we disagree and we both feel strongly. Bully for you, your tipping habits are "entirely up to you," yes. But I notice you don't engage at all with how your standards of "great" service are totally arbitrary. It's a reality that many things that would appeal to you might turn off…

Respectfully: No. As I stated, tipping 20% is an ingrained part of American restaurant culture. It is a standard part of paying your bill. If you choose to abstain from participation in the culture, that's absolutely your right, but it is not your right to participate in the culture only as far as your standards of…

No, a tip is not automatic. But because of the tipping system here in the U.S., it is expected and if you don't leave one, you are literally forcing your server to pay for the pleasure of having to serve you, since your bill amount will still go into his/her total sales, which is what is used to calculate the amount…

"ANYTHING TO PUT YOU DOWN YOU WORTHLESS SCUM. Ummm, bootstraps? Get a better job!!!

Now I have to wonder if the reason the hostess was originally reluctant to move them is because he was already acting like a total asshole.

Apparently it's the "fiancé" who actually left the review "from" the customer's profile and is also posting here "defending our view". And yes, misusing prepositions is the least of their problems.

OK, I listened o your side of it.

That's the funny thing — this seems to be a go-to for a lot of shithead commenters, when...um...this is my job now? I don't want tables any more. How do people not get that?

1. Tips are part of the cost of the meal, just as compensation for employees is a part of every single retail transaction. This is even specifically legally the case, as restaurants are typically allowed to not compensate servers at minimum wage.

When I was a hostess a guy actually tired to slap me because I told him his party of 2 couldn't have a table meant for 8 during the dinner rush. Hosts and hostesses in popular restaurants are basically underpaid air traffic controllers/bouncers.