Personally, I don't particularly care for boobs too much. I think, according to popular consensus, I'm a freak in that respect. Crap... I think I'm going to hell now. =/

*snap* *snap* *snap*

I know, right? Heck, it wouldn't even need to be of the sexy variety. A Double-Dare-style slide of my very own would be orgasmic in and of itself!

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Woah woah woah everyone... Look, the article says that she "came out of" her abusive relationship with less than ten dollars. Nowhere does it say that this meager dollar amount helped fund her move to LA. It's very possible that family and/or friends helped her by lending her money to move out of the area. From the…

"Miranda competed locally — she's listed as Miss Point Dume on Miss California USA's website — before spotting a Craigslist ad for Miss California USA."

"Miranda is now back in Tennessee and taking classes in criminal justice at her local community college; she hopes to transfer to a four-year university and eventually become an FBI agent. "

You make a good point. Though I have to say, if I were the funeral director, I'd still want to double check, just in case. I mean, weigh the consequences of double-checking vs. not double-checking. I'd rather handle the inconvenience of verifying, with certainty, the identity of the body vs. handling this enormous…

It does look particularly snuggly, doesn't it?

Yes. Yes they are. *sigh*

Maybe you should tell them about the Twinkie.

Eat something starchy, like a plain bagel. (I'd avoid anything too "heavy" though, as in anything too buttery or greasy. It might make you feel queasy.) And drink water, too.

It's starting to seem more and more like a viable option. *sigh*

That's how I read it when I first read the heading.

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Regardless of anyone's gender or sexual orientation, being deceitful and dishonest is loathsome and just plain wrong. If you're a straight person, making a fake profile to deceive a gay or lesbian person that is genuinely looking for a partner is wrong. If they want to go on a site targeted towards lesbians or gay…

zomg wtf ur so wrong lololololol!1!!1!

It's in reference to a dating site tailored to lesbians. As someone already posted, it's the same deal with straight women making accounts on Grindr. In both cases, it's straight people trying to infiltrate a space meant for gay men or women, and it's deceptive and insulting to those genuinely searching for a…

Don't tell me what to do!!!