Well, as a straight lady, I can say that I'm "ewwwww, boobs/vag" because, well, I already have those and I'm not all titillated by seeing more. I want to see some penis, damn it!!! ;)

I applaud you, sir. I think there are a fair amount of men out there who don't even consider shaving "down there" because they assume the hair won't affect/interfere with the blowjob. But I can't tell you how many times I've had to sheepishly stop for a moment because I got a man pube in my throat and I had to get…

Just this.

"The small clump of cells you're referring to doesn't 'prefer' anything, nor can it express an opinion. That's due to it not being a living, sentient human being."

I was one of those women who had an abortion and who responded to the human-trafficking guy. To answer your question, of course no one *wants* to have one, in the same way someone would *want* to, say, take a trip to the Bahamas or something. But I did want the abortion, because I sure as shit didn't want to be…

Well, I found this:

I don't think that's what they're referring to, but since you brought it up...

I see what you're saying, particularly with the "City Wok" guy. (But wasn't there that one episode where we find out that the City Wok guy isn't even Chinese to begin with, but a psychiatrist with multiple personality disorder? That show is so crazy...) But it's... it's South Park. They actually go out of their…

Life altering decision? No... having another child would have been life altering. I had an abortion last year, but I'm still a wonderful wife, a loving, nurturing mother (yes, I do already have a child) and my life is pretty much the damn same as it was before my abortion.

I'm going to second anunandmouse's response and say that "I just don't want to" is all the reason you need. When I had mine, I was 30, married, already had a beautiful little girl, and we're bringing in a very nice income. But our birth control method failed and I didn't want another child. End of story. I needed…

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The article is definitely tongue in cheek, but I didn't find it offensive. I had an abortion early last year and of course it wasn't all "YAY!! I'M A-GETTIN' ME AN ABORTION!" But at the same time, I'm not dressing in black and mourning for the rest of my life, either. As another woman here who had an abortion…

Yes, thank you! I was looking through it and didn't see any "revised" equivalent of it. Do we not exist anymore?

I'm wondering if it has anything to do with the office staff rather than the doctors themselves. Personally, my husband, my daughter, and myself were patients at one particular practice, and we were always waiting for a ridiculous amount of time - sometimes an hour or more in the exam room. Combined with the wait…

That's probably because your father is a decent man, an asset to his field, and an admirable professional. I have a sister who practices medicine and I've never heard her once say anything negative about any of her patients.

"Here time is often take up by crazy, drug seeking patients who wail and moan about their pain or talk her ear off about other problems." Holy effing shit, I hope I never have his wife as my doctor.

Yeah, but not nearly as charming.

Well, I remember intending to buy one brand of cups at the drugstore (I can't recall which brand it was, because it was about a year ago) and on the back of the package it warned against using them if you had an IUD. I'm pretty neurotic about following warnings so I decided against them, because if there is any…

Unless it's WoW. In PvP, no one cares.

I wasn't. I had an abortion early last year and I'm also a wife (married 9 years this year) and mother of a beautiful 6 year-old girl. I think there's this pretty pervasive stereotype of who gets an abortion, and I've even seen some pro-choice advocates making the same assumption as well. So many people have this…