NO KNIFE IS DISHWASHER SAFE NO NOT ONE EVER.

NO KNIFE IS DISHWASHER SAFE NO NOT ONE EVER.

I just read lists like that with the smug satisfaction that I'm ahead of the curve.

I don't speed because I'm not a dumbass, so no not all Jalops speed. I hate everyone that thinks they're more entitled to the road than everyone else, regardless of the vehicle they're using. Speeders, dumbasses who don't completely stop, people in general running reds, all of them can go fuck themselves.

I'm not endangering anybody by riding on the road and following the same god damn rules as everyone else. You're causing traffic just as much as I am by being in your fuckin car dumbass. If you can't wait 2 fuckin seconds to safely pass then you probably shouldn't be on the road. You're making a piss poor attempt to…

"Hello, Nick Denton? Could you make Steven Totilo write an article about how Sega went under?"

I guess if I were a Ferrari dealer I'd buy some Fire Fighters too.

According to my video search for backflips, the majority of people in the world can do backflips.

I'm a bit tired of the outrage over bicycles using the road. If you want to get angry at traffic then get angry at the amount of cars clogging the streets. Here in Boston bicycles don't create traffic, cars do.

The majority ≠the ones you notice

So much racism over at Jalopnik, especially against White/Beige paint.

I need oven mitts to handle this take

Simmer down, fanboy.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

don't worry - looks like that 2 can be pretty easily change into a 3.

A smaller secondary point to the one you raised: I also found this really reductive and insulting to men who are married, have children and are not abusive monsters. The implication that the only reason they're caring and loving spouses and fathers is because of a government contract is pretty gross.

It's absolutely standard in courtrooms.

Standard.

To be fair, I have worked in the legal community most of my adult life. There are very few courtrooms that permit bare shoulders, shorts, flip flops, hats, etc etc. I have seen more than one judge tell a male to tuck in his shirt, or that his case will not be heard until he can find a pair of pants that do not have…