I'll choose to take the high road here

You don't come off so well, lady. You dated for 2.5 years someone who you believe has a developmental disability. Skeeve.

"Like I always say, 'Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.' "

I don't know what makes her more naive, that she didn't suspect him of cheating or that she actually expects him to read that entire letter.

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

No, but the fact that female fans aren't super supportive of female athletics makes your attempt to place the blame squarely on sexism a little bit of a stretch. Let me ask...can you, off the top of your head, name the last 5 WNBA champions? Who are the reigning scoring champions in the NWSL and NWHL? Who leads the…

There are some people whose bodies take being pregnant better than others. I couldn't tell just by looking at her that she'd birthed 19 other people. Also, I don't get all the god snark. Yeah she's a fundi, but we're all entitled to our own religious beliefs. I think a body positive god is better than a snarky, fat…

Fourth, and most importantly:

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

A brick will help conserve water while the Browns season is being flushed down the toilet.

Huh. I thought the only n-word ESPN vigilantly avoided using was "NHL"

Who cares about Blaine Gabbert's motor? Madden NFL 25.

I appreciate the sentiment Drew, but I think you're conflating two related but different things. "Motor" (at least in the sense that I've seen it used) does not equal "love of the game". Its more a measure of effort and how hard you're willing to play on each snap.

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Nice.

While, as an American, I certainly appreciate your praise for one of my countrymen. However, I feel obligated to point out that YOU PEOPLE SPELL DEFENSE FUNNY!!!!!

Dear Canada,

As a Canadian, you should be concerned about not being an American.

Dear America,