If it has an Apple logo on the back, is doesn't matter. People will buy it, and Gizmodo will make up excuses why whatever Apple does is not only acceptable, but automatically better than every other device on the market.

Sorry, that's my bad...

And it is just fine for an $8 game. I think I paid $12 for it, and it is still kind of OK at $12. Anything past $20 is a ripoff though.

Right on. I've got a Tissot that cost me around $750 and it is a hell of a nice watch.

Right, and clearly everyone's hands are exactly the same size, no one actually finds Android phones comfortable, and everything Apple has ever done is 110% perfect in every detail.

Don't forget 'cannon-cocker'

Yeah! It was like "GoW plus FUN!"

The enemy's bullets don't check your SRB for which schools you've gone to.

Not at this price, that's for sure. Gimmicks like this work much better with outboard synth pickups and stomp boxes an such, where your guitar isn't permanently tied to a specific level of hardware. I can toss a synth pickup an high-end processor onto my Les Paul for $1600, and when the new technology surpasses it I…

I didn't realize that their goal was the "stunted moron" audience, but that's what this reaches out to. As a straight man, I find this sort of comic and the defense of it insulting to women, but also insulting to ME! What, I'm supposed to be too insecure to deal with adult female characters with personalities as…

I liked the part where Sawyer showed up and took the doctor hostage. About time he got a haircut!

Really? That's sort of a shame. I'm glad the ZK seems to be a good knife though.

Of course it is solid. KA-BAR has been making knives for the Marines since WWII.

No kidding... no "man vs lion" post is complete without "big ass gun" on the menu. I'd suggest a bare minimum of a 175-grain 7mm Magnum round. Bigger wouldn't hurt.

I LOVE these games! Love love LOVE, dammit! Give me more, or else I'll go on an exclamation point rampage!

Yeah, I had one of those back in the 80s. I'm still an atheist. Go figure, right?

They'd probably be making really cool iPod docks shaped sort of like spaceships.

3/10 and 9/10 both feel wrong to me. It is a 7/10 game, which is fine if you like that sort of game. I'm a fan of a certain type of third-person "God of War" style game and if it isn't broken I'll enjoy it. Dead Island isn't a great game, but if you like first person hack-and-slash it will be enjoyable to you.

Yeah?? Well WAR IS HELL, SOLDIER!

Yikes, never mind. *headdeskfloor*