Improbable
Improbable
Improbable

The train in Snowpiercer. It’s the future, the world is a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and we’ve invented a perpetual motion machine. So let’s use it to power a train that travels around the world endlessly! Instead of, I dunno... using it to generate unlimited power which could be used to do things like create giant

Wait, huh? I thought if you could get into West Point it’s free? How would one get a scholarship to a place that's free?

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I humbly submit this dumpster fire that happened in Colorado Springs a few years ago. Benny Hill music for added effect.

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

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Cracked.com’s “After Hours” did it better:

Literally the first I’ve heard of this game beyond the litigation about it being called Scrolls. Wasn’t even aware it was out.

Vote: SJ4000 Action Camera

Please be a new game engine. please be a new game engine. please be a new game engine!

You can sort of use your antique as a DD in Virginia:

You’re in a strictly man’s world. In a thing that calls for a lot of “man traits,” if you will, not that they’re better or worse than female traits, it’s just not the right place. It’s the wrong place to put a woman. It’s unfair to the woman.I don’t understand it. I don’t understand why you’d put a woman in that

yeah, but that sounds dangerously like i might end up playing frisbee golf

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I've watched their East-West Bowl sketches maybe a dozen times. So good.

also keep in mind that .mil Humvees don't have keys. Anyone can just hop in, flip a toggle on the dash to fire it up, and take off.

One of my favourites:

This is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever read.

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I mean, I would have driven over the bridge too if that music was playing.