Is..is...is that the net weight or the GROSS WEIGHT?

Okay but can we talk about Snape's chest hair?

I also would like to know this. In the Italian Grand Prix just last weekend, Hamilton had some problem with his car and the engineers basically said "Drive normal, it'll sort itself out." Engineers also say things like "We're worried about the transmission, so short shift."

There is no such thing as a good white rap parody video.

As always, this is all Nick Saban's fault.

the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

Patton Oswalt is another great one.

Please solemnly swear to keep this shift knob.

It looks real to me. It's how a leaky fuel line would go up if it had been dripping for a while and then hit the exhaust.

James Randi would like to know why they don't want his $1 million. Though this could be more lucrative...

YUP and the new Abiltiy draft mode in Dota2 is AMAZING Much better then anything LoL has come out with

Let's just focus on this part, shall we? She ATTEMPTED TO REPORT A CRIME and so they ran her ID and found an active warrant. Now that's incentive not to report a crime if I've ever heard one. Jesus fucking Christ.

1.A Credit Card with a credit limit of at least $8,500

Uh.. unless the game gives you a chance to "cash out" then no.. it wouldn't be considered gambling by any stretch of the imagination.

What happened to the "fast battery swap"? 90 seconds?

Meeting Garrison Keillor was one of the highlights of my life only to be replaced by meeting David Sedaris and making him laugh with my joke.

When I'm driving and taking a left turn at an intersection, the passenger leans forward and looks to the right checking for traffic. NOW I CAN'T SEE!

Squareback pickup?

Oh, these are all very straightforward: