Wow, they are even bad for snake oil salesmen. Rule #1 when selling BS electronic gizmos : include a PCB with an unmarked chip on it.

I think it's EXTREMELY irresponsible to tell a victim of sexual abuse, especially if they don't remember the abuse, to go over to the abuser and ask them if they abused you. Even more irresponsible is going into such a potentially damaging subject like sexual abuse in such a cavalier way and telling someone 'Jesus…

Sorry, but now I just have to do this:

This seems a good a place as any to quote Emma Thompson:

Zelda are you okay, when you tell us, that you are okay?

I refuse to listen to any radio host who isn't Cecil Gershwin Palmer. I wish these sports radio assholes had Lovecraftian station managers to fear. They deserve to be devoured and replaced.

*walks into local Crossfit gym and punches the nearest Paleo enthusiast square in the crotch*

Hmm now I have to wonder how many men didn't answer the phone because they were watching porn.

Yeah, it was going so well up until that point...I was like "thank god! A guy who's not afraid to dance1" But then I kept reading and realized that he equates "dancing" with "that thing that really creepy guys try to do to you on the subway."

He's Evil Landry. I like the Meth Damon nickname better.

Why the fuck does a 39-year-old man want to date girls?

Actual image of Cadillac engineer's inspiration behind this technology:

I'd probably mess that up anyway.

Guy, if it comes out your dickhole and it's gold, it's not semen...

I thought someone was going to find out "N-count" means the number of black men a woman has been with.

Man, I was driving that car before there even were hipsters.

No video? I'll correct that!

the strength or stamina