A) Yes, we are bad at accents in general, often even in our own country. I can't tell apart a Tennessee accent from a Mississippi one from a Texas one, though I can do pretty fair imitations of anything from the northeast portion of the country. If your impression of "English" English is the south of England,…

Hey, now! I'm American. Trust me when I say a lot of us can actually distinguish accents from each other.

Yes you are superior. Why bother asking?

So, um, why is this on Jez?

but he mentions cameron diaz by name elsewhere in the piece, so that seems weird. plus there's the part where he says "i think jt and cd had broken up, so it didn't really matter if he slept with [blonde actress]" - that doesn't make sense if she IS cd.

The link is entitled *Two Truths and a Lie: Gwyneth Edition*, so one of each trio of quotes is a fake.

As we're all merrily TMI-ing here - does anyone else find that the blood at the end of a period really smells? I'm more paranoid about changing tampons at the finish of my period than at the start, and my boyfriends got nowhere near me at that time. Does douching help?

If by every generation you mean every third socially-conscious artiste with a fresh new groundbreaking idea for commodifying and fetishizing women's bodies.

In middle school sex ed they handed us these pamphlets about our periods and I remember one part of it saying "You can and should still exercise on your period! There is no reason not to!" and I remember thinking "It's difficult to exercise while pooping..."

Did this really need to be explained? Kind of common sense. Contracting muscles in pelvic region = increased peristalsis. Derrrrr.

A friend of mine said that if you are feeling constipated you can help push by using a thumb in one's vagina and push back into the rectum area. Is this something that is done or is she just fucking with me?

Seriously, I have no clue how women are able to go about day-to-day business with all of the things that happen in their bodies. Hell, I call it a crappy day and start whining if I have a head cold.

She has period shits and a boyfriend who leaves the seat up. Could her life BE any worse?!?

Im here to tell you that your Betrayal advert SUCKS BUTTS. you know it too so you disabled comments.

Im just being silly. I feel like this is done a lot, this same project.

from their very utilitarian shape of the original Swedish-based models to the more sporty models of today (still very good for safe driving), I enjoy looking at Volvos from the 70s and compare them to those of the 10s. I hope to get in one later tonight, to be honest.

I think I am enjoying the music video a lot more than i am supposed to ...

Vulva change dramatically every few years, if one looks at a vulva from the 70s, you wouldnt even reccognize what you are looking at. Thats why this is important to do a couple times a year.

Why can't I be Kate Bush? I want to BE KATE BUSH!

Because feminism is defined by genitalia.