This is Phyllis. We are fostering her. She’s the toilet cat for now.

I hope not but that does feel like a fair swap.

Teddi is... less than dynamic. So I hope so.

That scar’s a warning that she’s the baddest kitty on the block, man.

I’m kind of hoping that Lisa R. is out. She’s either a snooze fest or manufacturing boring drama. 

She’s charming! I love her faaaaace.

Junior is doesn’t have any scars, but he did have radiation due to a large growth in his thyroid. It cost a lot of money, and we had to store 2 weeks of radioactive waste and litter on my deck for 80 days, but it was worth it.

It does.  Signed, the owner of a similarly defective wiener dog.

Please continue giving us updates on your pussy. Excellent content, A+, 10/10 etc etc

Have you tried using Swiss buttercream? It’s the buttery deliciousness of buttercream but less cloyingly sweet.

I am thankful every day I didn’t ruin my eyebrows in the late 90s/early 2000s and I fear for all these young ladies that are tattooing/microblading on giant eyebrows now. I know how fickle eyebrow styles can be.

I never recovered! I might shave them off since I barely have anything as it is. 

I already have. When I was 12 I sporter this amazing look. Lesson learned. I’m still trying to grow back the fecking things.

My cousin shaved hers off. Never grew back. Do not recommend.

Hmm. I purchased an annual subscription directly from MoviePass in March because it was a great deal, and I’ve gotten my money’s worth. I could ask Citi for a chargeback, but I haven’t really been shafted - especially since the surge pricing didn’t affect the annual subscriptions. 

Yep. I found a pic of me in college with almost non-existent brows. It’s not a good look for me.

Mine didn’t grow back from the 90s. Thank god I didn’t go all the way pencil thin. I’ll have nearly pencil thin eyebrows forever.

Preach the fuck on. My ex tried to be friends with me in the initial phases of the breakup. Come to find out it was because she was fucking her best friend (who was cheating on his girl also) and felt guilty and would use me being nice to her as a cushion. Anyone who says “I’m actually still good friends with my ex”…

You’ve got to tweeze until there’s nothing left. 

birthday cake ... should throw itself directly into the trash