Do you think all the POTUSES AND FLOTUSES put Melania up to this awkward and completely ill-considered campaign at Barbara’s funeral? Are they all giggling wildly in their respective DC and TX and CT homes, FaceTiming and WhatsUping, “PSYCH!” at each other this afternoon??

Defending shitty people doesn’t mean she’s a shitty person. Every rapist and murderer that gets to court has (at least theoretically) a lawyer, well versed in the law, to represent them to ensure appropriate weight is given to the circumstances and any mitigating factors that should be considered. Even horrible humans…

Lists that don’t follow a format or make any logical sense are one of by biggest editing pet peeves. For instance, when someone has a bulleted list of their responsibilities and some of the points are present-tense verbs and some are past-tense and still others are nouns...

When I saw the headline of this article, I thought you were mocking her grammar as a non-native English speaker. I could have never guessed that “Be Best” would be the actual slogan of.... whatever this is.

Melania gonna Melania

This reminds me of an interview I once read with Jon Bon Jovi, that started off with an anecdote of him playing Rock Band with his family, and he was on the vocals singing a Bon Jovi song and the game kept marking hm off for being off-tune.

Twitter? Seems like companies respond much more quickly when stuff like this hits social media.

All jizz has always smelled like Clorox to me. I mean, if it smells at all, it’s always Clorox. Laundry day often confuses me.

I think I just got a hernia reading that.

That’s not accurate.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

And wasn’t Blake Shelton also married when he started dating Miranda too? What’s this bullshit about karma, son?

You know, it is weird that Blake can be divorced this long, be deep into another relationship, and still have his nose so far in Miranda’s sexual business. I know guys like this and I’ll tell you this much—if Blake wasn’t famous, he’d probably have a restraining order on him by now. Dudes who won’t let go are scary…

I was about to say something’s wrong with $33K for a broken arm, but then I read some of these individual accounts - scroll down to “What People Are Paying - Recent Comments”. It’s insane.

What? This case IS about the crimes committed. You mean this article? Cause there wouldn’t be article in the first place if apparently “this guy’s wife” hadn’t spent a lot of time working on this case and helped the police. You can’t ignore the fact that the police had nothing for years and years then it comes out the…

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

When asked by reporters whether her work played any role in Wednesday’s arrest of Joseph James DeAngelo, Jones said, “That’s a question we’ve gotten from all over the world in the last 24 hours, and the answer is no.”

I read the book way back in college, and it’s definitely easier to watch a screen adaptation when the book’s not so fresh in your mind. I remember having the same concerns about casting prior to watching it, but the effect isn’t as damaging to the story as you would imagine. Overall, the changes they make are a mixed…

I thought the most effective parts of the first season were the least violent. Like the horror of the sterile grocery store with all the women in red gowns and pictograms instead of words because they aren’t allowed to read...or the repeated phrase “may the lord open”... or the chilling gaze of the commander’s wife. …

A 71-year-old woman was arrested after she allegedly attacked a pregnant, black service member all over a confrontation about a parking space.