On the earlier post about the firing of Jay Asher, I commented about how I’d been harassed for years by someone in publishing who has since been promoted. In the hours since, someone sent me a list of predators in media, and his name is on it. All afternoon I’ve been pretending I made that happen by commenting here.…

Recent example of a government-distributed food box:

You’re missing the point, which is to feel really really bad that you killed Jesus with your naughty ways.

I think the Mexico trip is the next episode. The promo looks appropriately bananas.

Stassi’s party was almost too appropriately themed. I mean its clear her relationship is dead (and I’m petty sure the breakup is coming soon...anyone know how close the Mexico trip was to her birthday?). It’s also clear her rehabbed image as no longer being the spoiled brat is dead. And it’s clear the universe is…

I will sign any NDA they put in front of me to shadow production of VPR or any of the RH shows to see how they manipulate scenarios like fleeing one’s own party over ass shots/dick boyfriends.

Maggie Gyllenhaal is the best part of that show along with all the women. I also hated the fact Franco plays two characters, twin brothers, I thought it was the ultimate egotistical producing ever

I will say — SFU is one of my favorite shows of all time, but it did take me pretty much the whole first season to really warm up to the characters, especially Ruth. She just seemed like a shrill old bat in the first several episodes. Claire was also TERRIBLE — just like a stereotypical awful teen. It took time for…

About 30 years ago I bought a used LLB camping tent at a yard sale. A few years later the main zipper began to fail. I contacted LLB, told them I’d bought it used, and asked them if I could return it to have the zipper replaced, at MY cost. They happily took it back and sent me a new tent instead. They won me as a…

The first week of second grade, I went through 3 Lisa Frank backpacks because a bully on the schoolbus line would pull the backpack and the strap would rip.

Yes! I ended up with a third (foster fail) because he and my girl kitty fell in love.

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I am thiiiiis close to getting a second cat. My current one would kill me, but it’s her fault I want to! The little chin, the fluffy butt... 😍 And all the personality!

I just got married a few weeks ago. My grandma had 14 kids so my side of the family is big as hell. After running the numbers, I went to my then fiance’ and asked if we could say F that and have a destination wedding. She said YES! We dropped half what we would have paid on a 10 day honeymoon and a mostly FREE wedding…

I still use the same L L Bean backpack I used in middle school and i’m 7 years out of college.

Cats are the best, period. Looking for a substitute partner? Get a cat. Looking for a sandwich? Get a cat. Looking for your passport? Get a cat. Looking for a cat? Get a cat.

Exactly. I’m trying to convince my fiancee to do cupcakes. She thinks cupcakes aren’t classy, and I think that they can be classy, they’re less expensive than cake, you don’t have to deal with gross fondant, and cupcakes are fucking delicious. Who ever said no to a cupcake? No one, that’s who.

If a man ever wants to marry me he gone have to meet me down to the courthouse. The way my cheapness is setup I could never see myself parting with that many shillings for a one day event. Nah. Nope. No.

I’ve always wondered how people pay for weddings. I, personally, think weddings are a tremendous waste of money, and plan to elope. $25,000 would go a long way for a down payment on a house or would be good to keep in a 401k.

Pay for who you invite. That cuts out a lot of people. I paid for my friends. My parents paid for theirs and their families and my husband paid for his friends and family. If someone suggested a name to add to the list I asked, “Are you paying for that person?” My folks paid for a lot. I paid a lot as did my husband.…