Get you someone that makes you feel like Megan & Nick.

I’ll take the elderly black Catholic feminist actress American divorcée over Nazi sympathizer American divorcée Wallis Simpson! 

A divorced American actress who is multiracial, and whose great-great-great-grandma was a slave, will be the (I am betting) Duchess of Sussex. I love it!

I’ve always had a soft spot for Harry. Even through the Nazi costume days (incredibly poor judgment), I saw a lot of the troubles he later discussed - depression after the death of his mother, having to internalize it because, you know, he was a royal, having to come to terms with it after a period of setting his life…

Plug in your phone! You’re making me very nervous!

One of my 10th graders walked into my room this morning, beaming. “We’re gonna have a Black princess, y’all!”

I’m so happy for them! Those photos of them grinning happily at each other made my cold black heart melt.

GOOD. As I said on another post. This is lovely and nice and we all NEED THIS.

I’m doing the mac and cheese as well as cranberry sauce for my girlfriend’s family gathering on Friday. Let me just say that her idiot adopted brother, a die hard 45-er, will catch words if he starts his pro-45 shit. And THEN I’ll take my food off his damn plate and give it to the cat. Because fuck that deadbeat…

Black Thanks to the 12-15-year-old nieces and nephews who scowl because they have kitchen duty. They will be in there all night laughing, joking, not knowing they are becoming someone’s favorite cousin.

Nuts in cranberry sauce? LEAVE NOW.

Speaking of pie, does anyone else get pie for their birthday instead of cake? I don’t care for cake so I requested an apple pie when I was 14 and have been keeping the tradition for the last 20 years. I come from a big family so I figured if I’m sick of cake for each birthday so must everyone else.

Apple pie or GTFO.

Sweet potatoes are gross and wrong.

No way. Those super cheap cherry pies where it’s basically jelly on a shitty under cooked crust. Or pecan pie. That is inedible. Way too fucking dense.

Pumpkin pie is pretty ok. Like many thanksgiving foods, it’s good enough that I’m happy to have it at thanksgiving and not particularly sad not to have it other times.

It’s okay. But that crust looks like shit - way too thick and probably a “soggy bottom.”

Same! LOL I was thinking I didn’t go through no levels I just was. It was probably legacy because my Moms throws down and they just assumed....

Level IV - Allowed in the kitchen

• The saditty relative: There is always one aunt who can’t cook shit, but she arrives in her new Benz and she just earned her Ph.D. in International Superiority Studies. She is going to bring a store bought dessert from an artisanal bakery, and wonder why no one is eating it. Because ... Aunt Linda’s sweet potato pies,…