Actually, the whole premise that dark-skinned people don't have blonde hair is false, because blonde hair isn't exclusive to white people. People in Melanesia have evolved their own blondeness gene that is completely separate from the White European mutation. So she could potentially have naturally blonde hair without…
I'm worried Kris actually thinks this is her engagement. Kim better watch out, lest she Single Armenian Female her ass.
Oh. My. God.
I am really invested in this decision. I was joyful when Charlie Hunnam dropped out. Then I heard Alexander Skaarsgard was being considered as the replacement and now I'm nervous. It is really important to me that no one I like takes this role. I think Ted Cruz would be great.
Lolololololol.
I feel obligated to share this amazingness:
So I like a little sexytalk during sexytimes. But I don't think anything would dry my vagina up faster than hearing "that thing is swollen" followed by a reference to lunch baggies.
Katy Perry's innuendos don't seem so bad now, do they?
Don't let this go to your head
You know Grump Cat? I made the Grumpy Cat face when I read those lyrics. Somehow the lyrics were worse then I thought they would be, especially the last two lines of the first section of the song. Yuck, that was something I didn't need to ever read.
"That thing is swollen"
Kelly's wedding pics are making me home sick. I love Tennessee.
I agree, Slither is one disgusting movie. I love it, and not just because of Nathan Fillion.
OH MY GOSH - REDDIT IS JUST LIKE OBAMACARE. password given to me didn't work, now I've filled everything in, still won't let me sign in.
Definitely misread Mockingbird as Mockingjay and thought this would be about Harper Lee throwing shade at the Hunger Games.
LET'S BE HONEST, I WAS PRETTY EXCITED.
I was hired to be the legal assistant for an attorney who worked out of his house. His wife did too. I ended up being their housekeeper, nanny, errand girl and sometimes did some legally related work.
