Huzzah! And you, of course, can have your State visit for the month of October, which will consist of many pumpkin-themed events and culminate in a giant Hallowe'en masquerade. Like the kind you see in movies and shit. Classy and stuff.

Ha! Did you get that Swarovski crystal bling one? I almost got it for my Starbucks-loving friend and then was so glad I didn't when she said she thought it was hideous.

...I wish I could consume sugar products so much right now.

Peppermint mochas are AMAZING. When they got the sugar-free versions at Starbucks, I drank them every morning until like April when they said they couldn't order any more syrup. Sad, sad day.

I agree! Jezzie parties for all!

Yes, Eddard. It comes for us all.

I FUCKING LOVE RED CUPS.

Yes! I made pumpkin soup this summer and was all "Why do they have autumn decorative gourds but no pumpkins yet?". I had to use the puree. Sadface.

Exactly! Although us sugar-free people don't have enough haters, sadly. The sugar-free pumpkin stuff sells out fast. I bought 2 bottles of syrup because I didn't want to risk running out!

I humbly accept. Please arrive at the Pumpkin Palace on Monday in suitable attire. Pumpkin colours only, of course.

I do enjoy gingerbread and eggnog lattes but only occasionally. Let's have treaties! We can visit each other's nations and have parades.

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHING IS THE BEST! I will become queen of the post-PSF world, with my pumpkin soup, SF pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cheesecake and pumpkin pies.

I was there too! High five, concert buddy!

I totally agree. I'm partial to 'Just Desserts' as well but that's because it features Marina & the Diamonds, who I adore.

I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga - first book in a series about a teenage boy whose father is the most notorious serial killer in the US.

It's True Blood! Pam is going down on the stripper from Estonia while feeding from her at the same time: DOUBLE VAMPIRE PLEASURE!

True Blood, baby! I like my porn with vampires.

Oh Bill & Ted. I'll never think of Socretes the same. He's So-Crates to me.

Seriously, Kinja? You just ate all my beautiful True Blood sexy times gifs!

I watch for the plot. Really.