Oooh, can I join? I won't try to make fetch happen! I PROMISE.

I sobbed for hours when I accidentally shattered a light bulb in a summer house my family rented for a week because I thought my parents would lose their security deposit (they didn't). Do these people not have consciences?

I have a relative who was placed on the sex offender registry. He's mentally ill and it took decades for them to get him on the right combo of meds. During one of his off periods, he would lick women in public. No one knows or understands why he did this particular thing, but because it was licking and non-consentual,…

Yes! And his accent is so delicious. I love watching interviews with him.

Fucking Mavis Beacon. SOME OF US HAVE HAND INJURIES THAT PREVENT PROPER TOUCH TYPING, OKAY MAVIS? OKAY?

Luv ya Gerry, but we all know who the most dashing man in Scotland is:

Hi Jezzies,

Oh my god, yes. I'm tensing up just thinking about someone popping a balloon.

I've never actually seen anyone famous out and about during TIFF - only at screenings. I have seen a few of the great directors though and I was all "I'M BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS ATOM EGOYAN!" so if I actually met him, I think I'd be very stupid.

Follow the Cumberbitches! They will lead you to him and protect him like a squadron of bodyguards.

TIFF gave me my first bladder infection. We have a strained relationship now.

Oh yes. In the commentaries, Lena (Cersei) constantly emphasizes how nice he is because apparently people are very mean to him on the street. They're mean to her too, but she's an adult. He's only 20, I think? So he would have been 16 or 17 when the show started and that's a lot to deal with - going from being a…

Yeah. And sadly, he's going to retire from acting and get his PhD in Linguistics (ETA: Ancient Hebrew because he's that scholarly) or something once Game of Thrones is done. But I could see how being Joffrey could scar you.

Yes! Confirmed by IMDB: Jack Gleeson as 'Little Boy' in Batman Begins.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Noted sociopath and kitten killer Joffrey Baratheon *cough* Lannister *cough* , first of his name has announced his intentions to enter into American politics after watching the Colbert Report.

I know someone who is gettin' maaaarried and needs an appropriate prezzie!!

Well, nothing's perfect. And honestly, it's not like I actually have the money to have the surgery. I'd just like to not be 'Ms. Frowny Face' for a change.

He looks totally hardcore in that video. I love how they're trying to get him to take off the hat so people can see the SKARSGARD but he's all "I'M CHANTING HERE!"

Yeah. All out smiling would be bad for things like funerals or other serious occasions but neutral would be nice. Plus it's easier to smile from.