Every time I read about another officer in a sticky situation who “forgot” to turn on their body cam or “experienced a technical malfunction,” I get the sudden urge to throw my phone through a window.

Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

It’s like watching sideshow bob step on the rake.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

Elon’s famous for saying that if factory workers can’t work from home, software engineers shouldn’t get to either. But that doesn’t apply to him, does it? He’s in an intense leadership role in multiple companies. If I told my management “Hey, I’ll be spending eight months of the year working at other companies, but I…

That's to be expected - it says “Dodge” and “Ram” right on the label!

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

“evidence shows” that Cosgrove was not going at a high rate of speed in the trailer park”

Yeah, more than his fair share of chances. Time to throw away the key.

Well, surely the dash cam footage on the police cruiser and the shoulder cam on the officer should set things straight.  Those were turned on for transparency purposes, right?

“Is you taking video of yourself committing 38 crimes?”

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.

I just post this video any time I see a story like this. Maybe some of the so-called “men” that think holding a gun makes them tough will get the message.

Like ‘Sploosh!’ from the TV series Archer.

They have more efficient water molecules now!

Yeah, both Marvel and Star Wars oversaturated themselves, so it would be smart to scale back to projects that would genuinely garner interest over “let’s just do it because we have a content hole to fill”

I can see why Justin Simien is out. Haunted Mansion looks.... bad.

Also “the government has killed to keep this secret and personally harassed me.”

So you’re the asshole that I always had to jump onto the sidewalk to avoid.