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BUTTS: A NOVEL BY TINA BELCHER
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The mantra of “hands off our guns” has become so powerful among GOP party faithful that they don’t need the NRA anymore.

Separate ads with every Walker video clip they can find, immediately followed by this. That’s all.

I am just so tired of all this nonsense. When can we start getting grownups as candidates again? Some just dull people with good ideas and integrity instead.

I don’t doubt that but there’s a thick layer of stupidity underlying the CTE. He was clearly not educated during his years playing football in school, likely making grades for eligibility because nobody would dare fail the star player. Add in the right-wing love of flat-out lying and you’ve got a perfect recipe for

Herschel Walker is just a vote in Congress for the GOP and that’s all that matters. If he was a dolphin that could pull a lever or push a button and appeal to non-thinking voters, the GOP would endorse him. Walker is black and Georgia voters know him and are willing to vote for him. Nothing else about him matters to

Pretty sure this is more accurate

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You really need the video for this, his delivery is pure art.

I grew up in north Alabama and went to school at Auburn (actually, at the same time that Bo Jackson and Herschel Walker were running wild through the SEC.) If Alabamians can elect Tommy Tuberville to office, surely Georgians can elect this fucking dolt. It doesn’t matter what he says. Anyone who’s going to vote for

My grandmother called American cheese “slick cheese”

Why are baby carrots paltry? They’re great. We should do more with food waste. 

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We live in the Age of The Grift. Fast money and shitty products are our future.

Wait, didn’t his directorial debut happen a lot earlier?

DEEP IN THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD

I know the Egyptians tried, and failed to erase Akhenaten from history, but with digital efficiency and permanency, I think we could collectively forever forget this fool if we tried hard enough.

This seems like the laziest, most obvious thing to do with a popular kids’ franchise that’s fallen into public domain. And what more can it possibly do that we didn’t get in the Banana Splits movie?

Put aside personal agendas. Put aside personal agendas. Put aside, he says, personal agendas. What the everlasting fuck does that even mean. It’s pretty personal when 19 children get shot down at school; it’s personal even to people who don’t have children, because anyone with an ounce of humanity can see that

19 children will never grow to see adulthood. 19 families will never be whole again. All because tiny-dick republican subhumans can only feel big when holding a military grade instrument of death. 

Meanwhile, The Onion is out here doing the Lords work.

Someone commented in previous mass shooting article that if the Sandy Hook shooting wasn’t enough to change even a iota of gun legislation, then nothing would.
All those tweets, those “toughts and prayers”, those comments (including this one) are meaningless...
The USA, as a whole, doesn’t care about gun violence,