I’ll never understand the absurdities that wealthy men go through to get off.

Yeah, I’m still haunted by the first time Oprah gave cars away to her audience and didn’t stop to consider, you know, the taxes that they’d have to pay, and how she ultimately financially harmed most of the people there that day. Very few “free” things, especially large or luxury goods, are actually free, turns out 😕

I’m really, really glad someone else also had this thought. It’s easy to get a horse for free these days, with the recession and everything, because it’s the *care* that people can’t afford.

Also, horses are expensive, not just to buy, but to house and feed and care for. Was he going to pay for that, too? Like, exactly how much money was he willing to put up for what would have in any case been unbearable sex not worth it at any price? I just want to know what his top offer was.

Hahahahah yeah, this is just transparent. This tweet is also from yesterday. This man is an idiot.

Well, that explains this tweet from yesterday, which is just transparently an attempt to get out in front of something.

Obviously, this is just a stunt to establish his bonafides to run for President as a Republican.

What kind of idiot dispatcher hears an anxious caller whisper that an active shooter is going on and decides the best response is to scold the caller not to whisper?

What’s the problem? He looks amazing for someone who’s been dead for 48 hours. It’s not his fault the mortician didn’t get the tones evened out. 

“Might”, “could?” They should not only be fired, but face some sort of depraved indifference murder charges too.

I saw this description elsewhere on the interwebs but it described him as: “Looking like one of Dracula’s henchmen that gets sent to the hospital to steal blood” and it’s 100% accurate.

Bo Burnham hit it pretty well in his last special.. “Can anyone, just for like five minutes, possibly, just... shut the f*ck up.”

It’s so bizarre that people are this threatened by the idea that beauty comes in all flavors.  If you’re not personally interested, move along!  No one is coming to your house to force you to love a certain way, except for conservatives.  What a boring world we would live in if everyone enjoyed exactly the same thing.

I once got absolutely railed by one of the biggest dicks I’ve ever seen with a softdisc in. I completely forgot it was there and he didn’t notice.

Did you try the Honey Pot or a Diva Cup? They are different products! Mensural cups are not all the same (they vary in size, shape, and softness) and which one works for you can vary *drastically* based on your anatomy.

Gotta say, the soft discs are my absolute favorite. I did not have anywhere near your difficulty with insertion or removal, although there was a bit of a learning curve on putting it in correctly so it actually works. Also a bit of a learning curve on not leaving a murder scene during those wee hour half-asleep bathroo…

I get the fascination with true crime and admit to falling into some research holes on that topic myself, but the current obsession has gotten to be way too much. Like, one of the most famous true crime podcasts is literally called MY FAVORITE MURDER, which is just disgusting. Not to mention it’s hosted by two wealthy…

The real crime here is $24 for a 4 pack.

And I’ve honestly been impressed with how he’s handled his move from boy band member to solo artist. He’s not clinging to youth (subject of this article) and he hasn’t gone and made a public ass of himself trying to be suddenly cool and edgy.  Reminds me a bit of Timberlake, with more flair.

Aging? He’s 28. Christ, movies/music/TV really think people are old at 30. That’s not even the halfway mark, people.